PRINTED Coloring Book! COSPLAY, CHAOS, & CRAYONS with Kristi Noem & BONUS SONG

COSPLAY, CHAOS, & CRAYONS with Kristi Noem!

From Border Patrol to Bedazzled Patrol...   

We all need some comic relief! Love to laugh? Have fun laughing aloud or with friends, and read and sing along while coloring. ALSO MAKES A SUPER COOL GIFT!

NEW PRINTED COLORING BOOK! ( A digital version to download and print or color online is also available). Contains 42 different coloring pages with a story flow...CLICK ON THE VIDEO FOR A FLASHY PREVIEW! BONUS Song included! 

Once a Governor, now the Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem brings you the ultimate unauthorized experience: a coloring and cosplay adventure that no one asked for — and absolutely no one can stop. Watch in awe (or mild concern) as Kristi dons her finest cosplay regalia — ranging from tactical fantasy to farm-glam — and leads us through guided coloring, interpretive legislation, and the occasional flashbang of existential dread.

Whether you're a political junkie, a casual colorer, or just here to see what fresh madness the DHS is up to, this is your passport to red-state roleplay, crayon-fueled chaos, and deeply confused national security metaphors. Because in America, freedom means never asking, “Why is the Homeland Security Secretary dressed like a Furry and yelling about crayons?!”

BONUS SONG Download included! (mp.3)   

"HEY KRISTI! -Borderlands version" An original song dedicated to the life and work of the bedazzled and gun-toting Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Kristi Noem. Lyric sheet also included with both versions, print or digital!1